silenthill: bread is cool because you can put pretty much everything inside bread and still tastes good, shout out to bread
bands-and-sherloki: colfr: so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat Yes those are dolphins and shells. But wait until you open the fucking thing Oh yes my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT I am so fucking done Shine bright like a toilet seat
ashazzminscreed: omfgcate: dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means? #ITS GONNA BE MAY HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: trouncing: REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S my weapon of choice during school yard fights
lizeon: my mortal enemy
crankkky: dont even talk to me unless u have this hairstyle
snapchatting: whats america’s phone number?
laughingstation: you can’t spell education without education think about this for a second
Someone in casting at BBC has a serious cheekbone...
trustyourtennant: athousandmilestooclose: This has been a cheekbone appreciation post. Best British Cheekbones
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
heyfunniest: goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan THIS BLOG. THIS!
intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most amazing thing ive ever witnessed